Give This Woman a Standing Ovation

And there she isn't!


I am so thrilled to finally see the cheated-on wife of a politician/rock star/pro athlete who does NOT stand beside her man at his "oh-poor-me-I-have-sinned" media extravaganza.

Jenny Sanford did not stand with her cheating SOB of a husband as he told the world what we already knew: that he was not "hiking the Appalachian Trail" (duh), but instead was gettin' it on with his skanky Argentinian cheatin' skank ..... well gee, I just can't seem to find enough descriptive words to throw at women who sleep with other women's husbands. I do adore SKANKY. It's such a god-awful nasty sounding word and seems to fit the situation oh so well. Just makes my gut feel better once I've said it about these women without conscience.

But back to the skanky, cheatin' Guvner and his (as it appears) faithful wife. Rather than stand tearful and doe eyed, watching her hubby explain his wienie express trip to Argentina to see his mistress ("it just happened" dontcha know .... it always JUST HAPPENS), she was in non-attendance. Yay! Finally!

Not only was she not there, she said, "I have great faith and I have great friends and great family. We have a good Lord in this world, and I know I’m going to be fine. Not only will I survive, I’ll thrive." YES! A woman with the guts to tell her husband's political advisers to take a four day hike along the Appalachian Trail.

Are you not sick of the sniffling wives "standing by their men" as the loser confesses his sins?!? Holy Dr. Phil, I sure am. I'm thinking it should be mandatory for these wayward politicians/athletes, et al to be forced to spend every day for 6 months watching Dr. Phil instruction tapes on HOW TO BE A MAN.

You Heard It Here First!

Soooooo ........ today it is revealed that South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was not really hiking the Appalachian Trail as he told the media following his four day mysterious disappearance. Rather, he was following his wienie to Argentina, cheating on his wife with his Argentine mistress.



He said it began oh so innocently. Gee. Don't they all. Someone just SUCKED his poor, innocent, family loving arse right into an affair.

Snapola! You heard it right here moments after his "disappearance" was announced.

Wonkette Story

FOX News, in their usual attempt to disregard the truth for their own convenient and false information, first identified Mark Sanford as a Democrat:

FOX News!

Good to know they're so afar of the facts that they don't even know who USED to be a potential candidate for the Republican presidential nomnination in 2012.

There are also reports that he traveled the Wienie Express to Argentina on the public's dime. Oh dear. It just gets worse and worse, doesn't it? And this is only the 2nd day!

Taxpayer Dollars, too?

So ..... FOX News and Republicans ....... who's elitist?

South Carolina Republicans are considering impeachment. I think maybe his wife should just make short work of him herself. ;)

The oh-so-sad-story:

Yet Another Republican Governor Takes a Hike

As "The Today Show" blathers on and on about something called "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" (ARGHHH!) I find myself intrigued by the most current reports of a Governor who seems to have something to hide. Hmmmmmm .......... what COULD it be, we wonder?

Republican Governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford, seems to have been missing for days. His office couldn't find him ..... his friends looked far and wide ....... even his wife and family had no idea of his whereabouts. A Governor gone missing.

Strange ............ or ......... predictable?

"The lieutenant governor couldn't figure out where Gov. Mark Sanford was. Calls from a state senator and close friend rolled to voice mail. Even his wife said she hadn't talked to him for several days."

Where, oh where could our fair guvner be ...... oh where, oh where could he be?

OHHHHH ........ HIKING, he said, upon his return to his job after four secretive days away. Hiking the Appalachian Trail. Alone. Having told no one ahead of time where he was going.

OF COURSE!

Stay tuned ...............