Ok, so James Carville emailed me this morning. He seems to like me because he's always asking my opinion about this or that. Today's request was for a new bumper sticker summing up W's progress the past five years.
Now you understand that I have to fit this all on a little weeny bumper sticker, so I had to choose my words carefully. Something to really grab the last five years by the .......... hair.
This should work:
Osama's breathing; recession's winning; oil prices x4
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, W!